iHate Last Recipe Step

Recipes that tell you to "Enjoy" as the last step, particularly.  Just focus on telling me how to make the fucking thing.  I can do the enjoy part without your guidance.

iHate People Who Complain They're Busy at High Paying Jobs

Yeah asshole, you get paid to work.  Also poor people love to be busy for money.

iHate My Neighbor's Kid

Because he cries at 8 am about fucking nothing.  Today it was about a shoelace.